For the Love of AHHHHBOOOOOEHHHH (Eboue)
Folk Hero or Flop?
In homage to the man the myth and legend – Emmanuel AhhhhhhBooooooEhhhhh – we dedicate this list of wonderments and specials. Purely for your entertainment purposes. – Many thanks to Gooner Carlito of twitter for the inspiration.
- A poisonous cobra bit Emmanuel Eboué on the arm. After 3 days of unbearable pain, the cobra sadly passed away.
- Emmanuel Eboué was taking a late night swim when he inadvertently crashed into the Titanic.
- Emmanuel Eboué ate an entire cake, before being informed there was a stripper inside.
- The world will only come to an end when Emmanuel Eboué leaves Arsenal and that day will be known as Ebouegeddon
- The dinosaurs made fun of Emmanuel Eboué’s diving and petulance, so he killed them off
- Emmanuel Eboué let the dogs out
- If Emmanuel Eboué reads you a bedtime story, you will sleep forever.
- Google queries Emmanuel Eboué’s brain for search results
- Fear is scared of Emmanuel Eboué
- Emmanuel Eboue built Rome in a Day
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? Erroneous question. Emmanuel Eboué came first
- Global warming? No, it’s just Emmanuel Eboué working out
- The “Credit Crunch” never really happened. It was just a time when Emmanuel Eboué was short of money
- Bleach kills 99% of germs. Emmanuel Eboué kills 100%
- The earth’s rotation was started by an Emmanuel Eboue karate kick
- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Emmanuel Eboué’s first visit to Tokyo
- Emmanuel Eboué paid a visit to Mars a while ago. It’s the reason why there is no evidence of any life there (he killed everything)
- Emmanuel Eboué successfully ordered a Big Mac…at Burger King
- Emmanuel Eboue CAN touch MC Hammer
- The only player better than Emmanuel Eboue – Emmanuel Eboue
It’s all in good fun and I hope you enjoy these as much as I did when I read them. Again thanks to Gooner Carlito for use of them from his very exhaustive tweeting yesterday. My wit is limited and I was only able to feed him the one Rome and the only player better.
Good on to Eboue for taking the negativity of last season and becoming something of a a cult Figure – cult head? Anyway, here’s to hoping he gets another start because even though he can’t score – he is fun to watch.
