For the Love of AHHHHBOOOOOEHHHH (Eboue)
In homage to the man the myth and legend – Emmanuel AhhhhhhBooooooEhhhhh – we dedicate this list of wonderments and specials. Purely for your entertainment purposes. – Many thanks to Gooner Carlito of twitter for the inspiration.
- A poisonous cobra bit Emmanuel Eboué on the arm. After 3 days of unbearable pain, the cobra sadly passed away.
- Emmanuel Eboué was taking a late night swim when he inadvertently crashed into the Titanic.
- Emmanuel Eboué ate an entire cake, before being informed there was a stripper inside.
- The world will only come to an end when Emmanuel Eboué leaves Arsenal and that day will be known as Ebouegeddon
- The dinosaurs made fun of Emmanuel Eboué’s diving and petulance, so he killed them off
- Emmanuel Eboué let the dogs out
- If Emmanuel Eboué reads you a bedtime story, you will sleep forever.
- Google queries Emmanuel Eboué’s brain for search results
- Fear is scared of Emmanuel Eboué
- Emmanuel Eboue built Rome in a Day
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? Erroneous question. Emmanuel Eboué came first
- Global warming? No, it’s just Emmanuel Eboué working out
- The “Credit Crunch” never really happened. It was just a time when Emmanuel Eboué was short of money
- Bleach kills 99% of germs. Emmanuel Eboué kills 100%
- The earth’s rotation was started by an Emmanuel Eboue karate kick
- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Emmanuel Eboué’s first visit to Tokyo
- Emmanuel Eboué paid a visit to Mars a while ago. It’s the reason why there is no evidence of any life there (he killed everything)
- Emmanuel Eboué successfully ordered a Big Mac…at Burger King
- Emmanuel Eboue CAN touch MC Hammer
- The only player better than Emmanuel Eboue – Emmanuel Eboue
It’s all in good fun and I hope you enjoy these as much as I did when I read them. Again thanks to Gooner Carlito for use of them from his very exhaustive tweeting yesterday. My wit is limited and I was only able to feed him the one Rome and the only player better.
Good on to Eboue for taking the negativity of last season and becoming something of a a cult Figure – cult head? Anyway, here’s to hoping he gets another start because even though he can’t score – he is fun to watch.
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Eboue as a backup RB is fine. We really should be having better attacking midfielders than him. :)
AhhhhBoooEeee….(or Ebway, as the American announcer on GolTV calls him….)
He may perhaps be the least “English” of all footballers, what with the antics, the diving, the smiles, the dancing and the general mayhem that he brings to the game. It’s as if he thinks having fun and playing football go together, and that certainly does not seem the English way.
I remember when I first saw him and thought…”Well, THAT’S something different, very different”….
Along with Armand Traore, he might be the best crosser we’ve got, but I guess that’s not really our game.
I believe it’s quite fortunate that we picked up Bacary Sagna, who, to my mind, rarely puts a foot wrong defensively and gives a solid, if fairly uninspired effort going forward. Eboue is a great alternative in games we seek to win (at home vs lesser competition). Will he play tomorrow vs Stoke? Doubtful….
AhhhBooooEeeee, maybe the poster child for this current squad of not-quite-ready, not-quite-top-class, Arsenal players. At least he brings some levity…
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These remind of those Chuck Norris jokes that were so popular a couple of years ago. Good laugh though. Let’s hope he keeps up some momentum from Sunderland (if he plays anyway).
Eboue.
my least favorite Arsenal player.
I like Almunia more than him.
that says it all, doesn’t it?!
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Yeah Yeah Yeah!
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
This is better than winning ANY Trophy!!!!!!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!
GREAT NEWS from the BBC website!
Arsenal have announced that profits have risen to £35.2m and debts have been drastically reduced.
WE WIN THE PROFIT LEAGUE AGAIN!!!!!!!
DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody else having problems accessing the website. I can’t seem to access it unless I am logged into my office VPN ! :(
we like eboue boue, we like eboue boue, we like eboue boue, we like E-BOUE, na na na nanananana nanana
To the tune of “I like to move it, move it” of course…