For the Love of AHHHHBOOOOOEHHHH (Eboue)

Folk Hero or Flop?

In homage to the man the myth and legend – Emmanuel AhhhhhhBooooooEhhhhh – we dedicate this list of wonderments and specials. Purely for your entertainment purposes. – Many thanks to Gooner Carlito of twitter for the inspiration.

• A poisonous cobra bit Emmanuel Eboué on the arm. After 3 days of unbearable pain, the cobra sadly passed away.
• Emmanuel Eboué was taking a late night swim when he inadvertently crashed into the Titanic.
• Emmanuel Eboué ate an entire cake, before being informed there was a stripper inside.
• The world will only come to an end when Emmanuel Eboué leaves Arsenal and that day will be known as Ebouegeddon
• The dinosaurs made fun of Emmanuel Eboué’s diving and petulance, so he killed them off
• Emmanuel Eboué let the dogs out
• If Emmanuel Eboué reads you a bedtime story, you will sleep forever.
• Google queries Emmanuel Eboué’s brain for search results
• Fear is scared of Emmanuel Eboué
• Emmanuel Eboue built Rome in a Day
• What came first, the chicken or the egg? Erroneous question. Emmanuel Eboué came first
• Global warming? No, it’s just Emmanuel Eboué working out
• The “Credit Crunch” never really happened. It was just a time when Emmanuel Eboué was short of money
• Bleach kills 99% of germs. Emmanuel Eboué kills 100%
• The earth’s rotation was started by an Emmanuel Eboue karate kick
• Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Emmanuel Eboué’s first visit to Tokyo
• Emmanuel Eboué paid a visit to Mars a while ago. It’s the reason why there is no evidence of any life there (he killed everything)
• Emmanuel Eboué successfully ordered a Big Mac…at Burger King
• Emmanuel Eboue CAN touch MC Hammer
• The only player better than Emmanuel Eboue – Emmanuel Eboue

It’s all in good fun and I hope you enjoy these as much as I did when I read them. Again thanks to Gooner Carlito for use of them from his very exhaustive tweeting yesterday. My wit is limited and I was only able to feed him the one Rome and the only player better.

Good on to Eboue for taking the negativity of last season and becoming something of a a cult Figure – cult head? Anyway, here’s to hoping he gets another start because even though he can’t score – he is fun to watch.